diff --git a/crates/ledger-gui/src/pages/journal.rs b/crates/ledger-gui/src/pages/journal.rs
index 814ec7e..e7a9fcc 100644
--- a/crates/ledger-gui/src/pages/journal.rs
+++ b/crates/ledger-gui/src/pages/journal.rs
@@ -267,6 +267,18 @@ pub fn describe(b: &Books, line: &JournalLine) -> Option<Event> {
             };
             ev(icon::BARCODE, text, asset_id.map(Route::Asset))
         }
+        "asset.acquisition_linked" => {
+            let entry = p.get("entry_id").and_then(|v| v.as_u64()).unwrap_or(0);
+            Some(Event {
+                icon: icon::LINK,
+                text: format!(
+                    "Linked {} to the entry that acquired it, #{entry}",
+                    asset(asset_id)
+                ),
+                route: asset_id.map(Route::Asset),
+                also: Some(Route::Entry(entry)),
+            })
+        }
         "asset.depreciation_posted" => with_asset(
             icon::TREND_DOWN,
             format!(
diff --git a/crates/ledger-gui/tests/assets.rs b/crates/ledger-gui/tests/assets.rs
index 0d4d207..b061e8a 100644
--- a/crates/ledger-gui/tests/assets.rs
+++ b/crates/ledger-gui/tests/assets.rs
@@ -612,3 +612,42 @@ proptest! {
         }
     }
 }
+
+/// Every event the store can journal reads as a sentence in the journal
+/// and recent activity, never as its raw type: the event types come from
+/// the store's own source (its replay arms), so a new event without
+/// journal text fails here. (asset.acquisition_linked showed raw,
+/// 2026-10-15.)
+#[test]
+fn every_journal_event_has_plain_language_text() {
+    let src = include_str!("../../ledger-store/src/store.rs");
+    let mut kinds: Vec<&str> = src
+        .lines()
+        .flat_map(|l| l.split('"').skip(1).step_by(2))
+        .filter(|t| {
+            let mut parts = t.split('.');
+            matches!(
+                (parts.next(), parts.next(), parts.next()),
+                (Some(a), Some(b), None)
+                    if !a.is_empty() && !b.is_empty()
+                        && a.chars().chain(b.chars()).all(|c| c.is_ascii_lowercase() || c == '_')
+            )
+        })
+        .filter(|t| src.contains(&format!("\"{t}\" =>")) || src.contains(&format!("\"{t}\" |")))
+        .collect();
+    kinds.sort_unstable();
+    kinds.dedup();
+    assert!(kinds.len() > 30, "found only {kinds:?}");
+    let f = fixture("every-event");
+    for kind in kinds {
+        let line = ledger_store::JournalLine {
+            seq: 1,
+            ts: "2026-10-15T00:00:00Z".into(),
+            line_type: kind.to_string(),
+            payload: serde_json::json!({}),
+            prev: String::new(),
+        };
+        let e = ledger_gui::pages::journal::describe_any(&f.books, &line);
+        assert_ne!(e.text, kind, "{kind} has no journal text");
+    }
+}
diff --git a/crates/ledger-store/src/journal.rs b/crates/ledger-store/src/journal.rs
index bb51f93..09dc247 100644
--- a/crates/ledger-store/src/journal.rs
+++ b/crates/ledger-store/src/journal.rs
@@ -27,15 +27,10 @@ pub struct JournalLine {
     pub seq: u64,
     /// UTC timestamp, RFC 3339. Recorded, never trusted for ordering.
     pub ts: String,
-    /// Event type: `account.added`, `entry.created`, `entry.line_added`,
-    /// `entry.posted`, `entry.reversed`, `entry.line_class_set`,
-    /// `receipt.attached`, `receipt.linked`, `receipt.unlinked`,
-    /// `document.filed`, `attachment.withdrawn`,
-    /// `asset.registered`, `asset.depreciation_posted`, `asset.disposed`,
-    /// `period.created`, `period.closed`, `line.cleared`, `customer.added`,
-    /// `vendor.added`, `invoice.created`, `bill.created`,
-    /// `invoice.payment_received`, `bill.paid`, `fx.rate_set`,
-    /// `payroll.run`, `class.added`, `store.created`.
+    /// Event type, e.g. `account.added`, `entry.posted`, `asset.tagged`:
+    /// every type the store writes has a replay arm in
+    /// `replay_line_into_ledger` (an unknown type is refused as corrupt),
+    /// and journal text in the viewer (`ledger-gui` tests check both).
     #[serde(rename = "type")]
     pub line_type: String,
     /// The full domain facts. Everything a replay needs.